WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT ERIS  
(not much)

The Romans left a likeness of Her for posterity-- She was shown as a grotesque
woman with a pale and ghastly look, Her eyes afire, Her garment ripped and torn,
and women look pale and ghastly when concealing a chilly dagger in their
bosoms.

Her genealogy is from the Greeks and is utterly confused. Either She was the
twin of Ares and the daughter of Zeus and Hera; or She was the daughter of Nyx,
goddess of night (who was either the daughter or wife of Chaos, or both), and
Nyx's brother, Erebus, and whose brothers and sisters include Death, Doom,
Mockery, and Friendship. And that She begat Forgetfullness, Quarrels, Lies, and
a bunch of gods and goddesses like that.

One day Mal-2 consulted his Pineal Gland* and asked Eris if She really created
all of those terrible things. She told him that She had always liked the Old
Greeks, but that they cannot be trusted with historic matters. "They were," She
added, "victims of indigestion, you know."

Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But She is mischievous, and
does get a little bitchy at times.

*THE PINEAL GLAND is where each and every one of us can talk to Eris. If you
have trouble activating your Pineal, then try the appendix which does almost as
well. Reference: DOGMA I, METAPHYSICS #3, "The Indoctrine of the Pineal
Gland"

DIRUIT AEDIFICAT MUTAT QUADRATA ROTUNDUS

-Horace